Two Lice Assassins from The Hairforce outside Downing Street

The country’s in need of our services!

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, today warned journalists visiting Downing Street to watch out for nits! It seems that his daughter Nancy, seven, and son Arthur, four came home from school with head lice.

When asked about the infestation his spokesman said, “I think it’s contained”. But two of our patriotic ladies, having heard about the infestation of head lice and nits, headed straight to No.10 volunteering to save the Prime Minister and his family.


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